I subbed an outdoor p.e. class today, and at one point, while walking back to the locker rooms, I stopped to listen to a massive flock of birds in the trees causing a commotion. I had my neck craned for a few minutes before I noticed a large group of kids laughing at me, I think the same dumbshits who- earlier- asked me if I was a famous musician. I told them I was a backup dancer for Beyonce, and one girl actually believed me. Seriously, I need a new line of work...